Sex, sex and then some more sex. Sunday-night Lifetime television felt like Cinemax After Dark with that much nakedness. Four out of five people who live under the Beauchamp roof hooked up with someone … Strike that. Three out of five people hooked up, and one used sex as a cover-up for an Asgardian ritual. I still counted it because a pretty bra and a nice set of abs were showcased.
Before we get to the sexcapade, I need to set the scene. Freya and Freddie are turning 30. In case you forgot they were twins, Joanna reminds us in a half-British, half-American accent. She is overjoyed because this is the first time in all of her lives that Freya has made it to the big 3-0! Freya is annoyed that her mother is throwing a huge party on her behalf at the Bent Elbow. Freddie is irritated that Tarkoff keeps making him carve symbols in random people’s chests.
Ingrid’s mood ring is a dull gray. That will do it to a person when she heads over to Dash’s to accept a brunch invitation, only to find her sister’s ex-fiance gallivanting around his massive mansion with a townie wearing nothing but his button-down.
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Wendy’s morning isn’t going well either. Tommy saw her change from a
cat to a woman and immediately freaked. After confessing to her sister,
Joanna warns Wendy that she has to perform a memory spell on Tommy and
then never speak to him again. If witches find out he knows about their
kind, there will be a target on his head. (Foreshadowing, anyone?) Wendy calls Joanna out. What if Tommy loses his mind like Maura? Remember her?Now, if this means that a shirtless Freddie Prinze , Jr. has to come back with some rare butterflies, I fully support this storyline.
Freya arrives at the bar and is surprised to discover Killian is working her party. This is unfortunate, since Freya is trying to forget that Killian is her soul mate. Clearly she needs alcohol. Killian whips up a silvery blue concoction and summons a flame from thin air with nothing but a snap. They touch the glass at the same time, linger a bit and use several innuendos for the phrases “It’s hot” and “I can handle it” in low, whispery voices.
Tarkoff has decided that the only way the Asgard slicing spell is going to work is if Freddie chooses someone who trusts him completely. Freddie begins to challenge this theory, and Tarkoff takes him to his knees using only his words. Then he becomes distracted monologuing, and Freddie stabs him through the heart, suggesting that he rot in hell.Source
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